Frankly Shabby Cucumbers - Fresh & Unique

Discover the best shabby cucumbers, grown with care and loved by gardeners and chefs alike.

Why Choose Frankly Shabby Cucumbers?

Our organically grown shabby cucumbers are known for their crisp texture and fresh taste. Perfect for salads, pickling, and more!

Enjoy Some Cucumber Jokes!

What's yellow on the outside and green on the inside? A cucumber disguised as a banana!

Sure, mushrooms are fungis... But they'll never be as cool as a cucumber!

Where do cucumbers go on dates? The salad bar!

What's green and red all over? A cucumber with sunburn!

What's long and blue? A cucumber holding its breath!

What do chefs use to play snooker? Cue-cumbers!

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!

What do you call lots of cucumbers in a line? Queue-cumbers!

What's cold, green and hangs from the roof? An ice-pickle!

Why was the tomato round and red? Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!

What are cucumbers so confident? They're kind of a big dill!

What did the worm say when he got lost in the salad? 'I'm in a bit of a pickle!'

What's the most adorable vegetable? A cute-cumber!